Monday, 21 November 2011

Happy Birthday Lawrence!

A special Happy Birthday to Lawrence!

Lawrence lives with a rabbit named Chewie, and they're all the way on the other side of the world in England! He's nine today.  He is a special friend to both Mr Woof and Mr Bumpy. We haven't seen him for a while, so this is an old photo - you have to imagine the same boy only bigger!

Happy Birthday Lawrence, from all the NTBTS animals (and your Auntie Iris and your cousins send their love too.)

Since this is a special Lawrence's Birthday edition of NTBTS, we chose some jokes especially for Lawrence.

Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
A: There's footprints in the butter.

Q: What did one street say to the other?
A: I'll meet you at the corner.

Q: Why didn't the budgie need sugar?
A: She was already very tweet.

Lawrence - are you having cake? Can you send me crumbs? Love from Cherry Rat.

Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: They always go around in schools.

Q: What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A: A centipede with sore feet!

Lawrence - enjoy your purrrrrrrthday. Love from Mr Bumpy.

Q: How do elephants hide in the strawberry patch?
A: They paint their toenails pink.

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll meet you at the corner.

Lawrence - have a grrrrrrrrrreat day! Tail wags and licks from Mr Woof.

Q: When is a street not a street?
A: When it turns into a lane.

Q: What happened to the upside down duck?
A: He quacked up!

Lawrence - lots of noisy twitters from the budgies..

Q: Where do you take a sick duck?
A: To the quack!

Q:  Where do monsters go if they lose their hands?
A: To the second-hand shop.

Lawrence - what Cherry said about cake, us too. Love from Rupert, Chester and Montgomery Rats.


And here are some jokes Lawrence sent us! (These are so funny Saphire Budgie fell off his perch laughing at them!)

Q: What's a werewolf's favourite time of year?
A: Howl-oween.

Q:  What's a clam's favourite football team?
A: Shellsea. (Like Chelsea - for people outside the UK.)

A secret agent was told by his boss that for his next mission he was going under cover. So he put a cover over himself.

A man took a pet mouse back to the pet shop for a refund. He said to the shopkeeper: "It kept biting my fingers, and it wouldn't work the computer at all!"

Lawrence, you know what's wrong with this last joke? You need a RAT to work the computer! - from Rupert and the Rat Collective.
Montgomery, demonstrating a rat working the computer.
Have a great birthday Lawrence!
And everyone else have a great Lawrence's birthday too!
See you tomorrow with more jokes.

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