Friday, 31 August 2012
Defending My Reputation
I have recently been terribly defamed, and feel I must defend my reputation.
I caught Mum telling someone that Mr Woof and I were like brothers, we pretend to fight, but we really love each other.
Let me make it purrfectly clear. I do not love any stinky old dog! I have not ever, and will not ever, soften my anti-dog stance!
The reason I do not fight with Mr Woof when we're on Mum's bed is not because we're friends, but because Mum will shut me out of the room if I start anything. I didn't bother him the day he was sick because, err, well, that's my own business not yours.
I'm glad we've cleared that up. Now, if you hear Mum telling lies about me like this again, you'll know not to believe her.
Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
Supreme Feline Overlord.