And now for something completely different, thanks to FlashGameHQ, a game where you travel around the world, feeding a cat. Purrfect!
Wednesday, 26 September 2012
Tuesday, 25 September 2012
Mr Bumpy's 2013 Calendar
Buy my calendar here |
Well, I know how much you all love me and want to learn from my wisdom. So, I now have a calendar for 2013, full of pictures of me, with my advice on how to be a highly effective cat.
Mum says if I sell any at all, I can have an entire tub of cream on my own.
Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere
I remain,
Mr Bumpy,
Calendar Model.
Sunday, 23 September 2012
There Were Three In The Bed And The Feline One Said: Get Out!
![]() |
My bed. |
![]() |
There's no room for you. |
I have a few favourite beds. But I'm having a problem with my favourite one at the moment.
![]() |
Too tired to argue any more. |
Mum seems to think it's her bed. She wants to sleep in it all night, and even have her afternoon nap in it during the day.
Well, I do my best to get through to her. I've bitten and scratched her, trying to get her to move.
I've stretched right out as far as I could across the bed to show her that there's no room for her. Whatever I do, she insists on sleeping in my bed. She says a cat as small as me can't really need a bed as big as this one!
Seriously, I know humans are dumb, but she is the dumbest. She's also incredibly stubborn. The big bed is all mine - it's not that hard to understand.
But last night something even worse happened.
Last night, Mr Woof decided that it was his bed, too. I know it's a good bed, but Mum and Mr Woof both invading it, was just too much.
Fortunately, I have the purrfect solution for any crisis. A nap fixes everything. So I went to sleep and waited for them to leave.
They did leave, this morning. But at nap time this afternoon they were both back. There really is no respect for a Supreme Feline Overlord in this house, or for his favourite bed. I need to find another solution to this problem.
Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
I remain,
Mr Bumpy,
Bloggercat,
Supreme Feline Overlord.
Monday, 3 September 2012
Nemesis
![]() |
The face of pure evil. |
I have met the face of pure evil. It is black and white, and has a long razor-sharp beak. His name is Magpie.
Spring has started, and a very territorial magpie has set up business in our yard.
I know magpies have a reputation for attacking humans who wander into their nesting area. This one doesn't attack humans. It totally ignores Mr Woof.
But for some reason, every time I leave the house it dives at me at a thousand kilometres per hour, narrowly missing me with the deadly razor-beak. Worse than that, it has a side-kick. A mina bird (yes, the pesky mina birds again) follows right behind it, so I get two synchronised swoops together.
![]() |
The Supreme Feline Overlord courageously seeks cover. |
She and Mr Woof followed me with the camera, trying to get shots of these attacks.
I think there is a question of media ethics here. Mum used to be a journalist, so she thinks her job is just to document what is happening. But she's not an impartial observer, she's my human. Her job should be to serve all my needs, including fighting with the evil attacker.
The Supreme Feline Overlord should not have to dirty his paws with these nasty creatures.
I will not back down over this issue. My yard should me mine to use as I see fit. This evil creature will not win. I am not running away. I'm just going inside for a nap.
Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
I remain,
Mr Bumpy,
Bloggercat,
Supreme Feline Overlord.
Do you have a great joke to contribute to this blog? Please email it to contact@mrbumpycat.com .
Sunday, 2 September 2012
Farewell Cherry Rat
![]() |
Cherry Rat |
It's always a sad day when one of our number falls during the struggle against oppression (aka Mr Bumpy).
Last night, Miss Cherry Rat passed away.
Readers of this blog might remember Cherry as the receptionist who had some problems learning how to use her new phone, or as the recipient of last year's best bite award.
Cherry did eventually learn how to use that phone, and we boys in the next cage were kept awake by her ringtones going all night for many, many nights. And she was indeed a celebrated biter, even more than Fang the Budgie, because Cherry drew blood on a number of occasions.
Cherry was a fitness fanatic. She spent hours of running each day on her wheel. (We boys of the Rat Collective have a wheel in our cage, too. We pulled it off the wall and use it as a bed. We use pretty much everything as a bed.) She preferred to eat vegetables and fruit to bread, pasta or weetbix. Because of this, she was a very slim, fit, rat.
The Rat Collective will long miss our fallen comrade.
Rupert Rat
Rat Collective Organiser
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)