Sunday, 23 September 2012

There Were Three In The Bed And The Feline One Said: Get Out!

My bed.
Hello out there in the Bloggosphere,

There's no room for you.
You may know that any comfortable surface in a cat's house is a cat bed.

I have a few favourite beds.  But I'm having a problem with my favourite one at the moment.

Too tired to argue any more.
Mum seems to think it's her bed.  She wants to sleep in it all night, and even have her afternoon nap in it during the day.

Well, I do my best to get through to her.  I've bitten and scratched her, trying to get her to move.

I've stretched right out as far as I could across the bed to show her that there's no room for her.  Whatever I do, she insists on sleeping in my bed.  She says a cat as small as me can't really need a bed as big as this one! 

Seriously, I know humans are dumb, but she is the dumbest.  She's also incredibly stubborn. The big bed is all mine - it's not that hard to understand.

But last night something even worse happened.

Last night, Mr Woof decided that it was his bed, too. I know it's a good bed, but Mum and Mr Woof both invading it, was just too much.

Fortunately, I have the purrfect solution for any crisis.  A nap fixes everything.  So I went to sleep and waited for them to leave.  

They did leave, this morning. But at nap time this afternoon they were both back.  There really is no respect for a Supreme Feline Overlord in this house, or for his favourite bed. I need to find another solution to this problem.

Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
I remain,
Mr Bumpy,
Supreme Feline Overlord.

1 comment:

  1. Oh my gosh! You're having some major issues with that bed of yours, aren't you? I can see why everyone wants in on it as it looks super comfy but... IT'S YOUR BED! Obviously, this will require time for more training of the mom. Good luck with that. They're super hard to train. purrs


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