Tuesday, 4 December 2012

Collateral Damage

"In a war, there's collateral damage."
- Mr Bumpy, Bloggercat.

Hello out there in the Bloggosphere,

You may have heard that I scratched Mum last week.

It was a most unfortunate incident.  I was launching a sneak attack on Mr Woof, just as Mum picked him up.

That scratch was intended for Mr Woof, who deserved it for being a dog.

What can I say? In a war, there's collateral damage.

What war? No-one's fighting you? - Mr Woof, Doggsbody.

"I just chose to sit on the patio all day."
- Mr Bumpy, Bloggercat.
There has been some suggestion that after this unfortunate incident, I may have been a little embarrassed.

I must assure you that nothing could be further from the truth.  I chose to sit outside on the patio all day, because I felt like it.

I never regret anything I do, and I am never embarrassed.

I am a gracious cat, however, and when it was time for my stinky fish, I forgave Mum for getting in the way of my claws.

I did not, of course, forgive Mr Woof for being a dog.  There's a limit to even my grace.

Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
I remain,
Mr Bumpy,
Supreme Feline Overlord.

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