Wednesday, 12 December 2012

Missing Miss 21

"I do love shoes very much." - Mr Bumpy, Bloggercat.
Hello out there in the Bloggosphere,

I must tell you I am not the kind of cat to get sentimental about my humans.

I do, however love shoes very much.  That is why I spend lots of time cuddling with the shoes Miss 21 left for me when she moved out.

It was very nice of her to think of my love of shoes and give me a pair for my very own. But, of course, she's still just a human, and not worth getting emotional over.

It's not that I miss her. I just love shoes.

Her shoes are especially nice.

I may have been especially loving towards my remaining humans, but that's because I have just felt like having more strokes and cuddles lately, not because I am lonely for the human whose not here.

I also do not miss the rat collective.

I am not feeling lonely or insecure.  The reason I've wanted to stay inside near the humans and Mr Woof, is because the weather's been so bad - it's been really, really hot, and then it's been wet.  That's no weather for a Supreme Feline Overlord to be outside.

In short, I'm perfectly fine.

Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
I remain,
Mr Bumpy,
Supreme Feline Overlord.

Excuse me, can I say something?  I really Miss Miss 21. She gives the best scratchies of anyone, and she's always good to me. Mum keeps promising she'll be back for visits, and she was back once, but it wasn't long enough.  I miss her boyfriend too, and the rats. The rats were my friends, especially Rupert. I am lonely, and am constantly worried about where my humans are. When I wake up from my naps, if I can't see the humans straight away, I bark and someone comes to get me and Mum says, "Oh dear, Mr Woof, you really are getting old aren't you?" - Mr Woof, Doggsbody.

1 comment:

  1. Dear Mr B come on fess up! You know and we know that you really are missing Miss 21


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