|"Bumpy can go from sleeping to clawing your eyes|
out in a quarter of a second." - Mr Woof, Doggsbody.
Mum called me purr-annoyed yesterday.
I wanted to walk down the hallway, but Mr Bumpy was sleeping at the other end, so I sat down and cried for Mum to come and rescue me.
You might think that walking past a sleeping cat is a fairly easy thing to do, but when that cat is Bumps, it's another matter.
Bumpy can go from sleeping to clawing your eyes out in under a second. And it's usually my eyes he's trying to claw out. (Although, he does sometimes try to get at Budgie towers.)
Screech - Sapphire Budgie.
Bumpy is just the scariest thing I have ever met.
But Mum is wrong. I'm not purr-annoyed. I don't mind his purr - as long as he's a safe distance away. It's his teeth and claws that bother me. I'm claw-annoyed.
I keep telling him Santa Claws won't bring him any presents if he's mean, but he says Santa Claws has sharp claws just like him and loves to see claws being used well. That can't be true. Mum wouldn't like Santa Claws if he was mean. (Although, she sometimes seems to like Bumps, and that makes no sense at all.)
Anyway, Bumpy's waking up now, so I have to go and hide.
I've put a video on the end of this post of Loca the Pug singing about not being able to run - she's a real cutie.
I hope Santa Claws brings you lots of treats.
Treat? - Fang Budgie.
Oh, I'm sure he's got a treat for you, Fang.
Anyway, I hope to see you soon,
Licks and tail wags,