Wednesday, 6 March 2013

Education

Loupi,
picture from Swiss Cat's Ideas
Hello out there in the Bloggosphere,

As you must know, it is imperative that humans are properly educated in the how to serve cats best. In fact that's one of the Feline Pawty's key policies.

Well, one of our candidates, Loupi, the candidate for Lingairi in the Northern Territory, is especially interested in education. And he has some very good ideas, so much so, I think I'll make him Minispurr for Education in a Feline Pawty cabinet.

He believes humans should be educated in childhood in how to do basic tasks like:




  • feed the cat with his favorite food when he wants
  • petting the cat when he wants
  • leave the cat alone when he wants
  • let the cat the best place, regardless of the location (bed, sofa, table, ...)
  • open the doors at the request


Requirements may be increased gradually when the human is capable of performing spontaneously previous requests with zeal and efficiency. I plan to include in my program remedial courses for incompetent people which can be given by leading experts in the field of feline domestication of humans.   (For more see Loupi's blog post on the topic.)

Since he's already done this much work, imagine how much he could achieve actually in government.

Loupi does live a little outside of his electorate. (Well, OK, he lives in a different hemisphere.) But many human politicians live outside the electorates they represent.We don't make them move to live in the electorate, so I don't see any problem with Loupi doing the same thing as the humans do.

I think that with Loupi's interest in education, and his experience in educating two humans (and a new younger cat who has had to learn to respect his elder), he's ideal for the role of Education Minispurr.

Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
I remain,











Mr Bumpy,
Bloggercat,
Supreme Feline Overlord,
Feline Pawty Prime Minispurrial Candidate.

To keep up with all the latest news from the candidates, visit Campaign Central.

1 comment:

  1. Concats Loupi! Wow Education is a tuff ministry good luck

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