Tuesday, 12 March 2013


Enjoying my freedom yesterday.
Hello out there in the Bloggosphere,

I have to say that my humans are being quite unreasonable.

They had decided to allow me outside during the day, and, in fact, simply left the door open. I was free all through the daylight hours yesterday, until early evening.

That's when I brought a friend home.

It was a blue-tongued lizard I met in the garden.

Mum usually objects to me bringing friends like this home, but Mum was out. I figured Mr 19 loves me so much, he'd let me bring home a lizard.

I figured wrong.

Mr 19 separated me and the lizard, shut me in the bathroom and chased the lizard around the house until he caught it eventually and put it outside.

Then he said I wasn't ever going out (except to my fortress) again.

Well, I think that's completely unfair.  I hadn't planned to eat the lizard. You believe me, don't you?  For some reason my humans don't believe it. They really are unreasonable like that.

So this morning, I bit Mr Woof's ears several times and made him cry. I had to do something to express my outrage at the injustice, didn't I?

Until next time we meet in the bloggosphere,
I remain,

Mr Bumpy,
Supreme Feline Overlord.


  1. Oh Mr. Bumpy! Biting the ears? I'm sure glad June Buggie can't reach that high!

  2. Hahahah I'm bigger than Mr Woof. I can reach his ears easily.


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