Monday, 18 March 2013

Mr Bumpy, I Choose You!

"I don't think I've been watching
too much TV" - Mr Bumpy.
Hello out there in the Bloggosphere,

Mum says I've been watching too much television.

I don't know why she says that.  I was watching Mr 19's new DVDs with him this afternoon, while Mum and Mr Woof went for a walk. It was that show where the animals leap out of balls and battle each other. They get rewards for winning the battles, and their humans are really proud of them.

I was watching all those creatures having so much fun battling, and I thought, "I could do that."

So when Mum and Mr Woof walked through the door, I leapt as if I was being launched from a one of those balls, caught my front paws around Mr Woof's neck, dug in my claws, sank my teeth into his ear, and knocked him over into a crocodile-style death roll.

It was a great move.  On the DVD it would have won the battle.

But Mum wasn't happy.

She told me I had been watching far too much tv and to leave Mr Woof alone.

I said, "Don't I get a badge for that? Or at least a treat?"

But for some reason, Mum wouldn't give me any reward at all, despite my awesome battling skills.

Mum is just so unreasonable sometimes.

Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
I remain,
Mr Bumpy,
Supreme Feline Overlord,
Feline Pawty Prime Minispurrial Candidate

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