Friday, 8 March 2013

Not Feline Pawty Press Release #4

Going walkies around the block then having a nap on
the couch is a big effort for an old dog with a bad
leg - Mr Woof.
Hello Everyone,

Did you know it's Mr 18's birthday tomorrow?  He'll be,  ahhhhh, 19, yes, that's it.  I met Mr 18 when he was only 2.  That makes me.... let's see, count up the paws, divide by a tail, carry the whisker and then.... yes, it makes me very old.

Being a very old dog, you might understand that I was a bit worried when I saw Thomas (who Mr Bumpy wants to make Minispurr for Sport and Recreation) post this on Twitter:

Thomas Archer @PuppyNumber7

  Entertained ? *eyes narrow* I'm gonna get you all FIT ! *cackle* Frisbee, soccer, swimming efurryday - compulsory !

Frisbee, soccer and swimming efurryday!  Mum says don't worry, he doesn't mean very old dogs with bad legs.  She says very old dogs with bad legs do very well to have walkies around the block and then a long nap on the couch. But Thomas didn't say he didn't mean very old dogs with bad legs.  (I would like to see Bumps have to go swimming efurryday.  That would be funny.  As long as I didn't have to go too.)

Anyway, what I'm supposed to be doing right now, what Bumps told me to be doing right now, was to write a press release all about how the Feline Pawty still has 100% approval in the opinion poll (the one at the right-hand column of this blog.)

The problem is, it doesn't have 100%.  Someone has said they'll vote for a human party!  I'm sure it must be a joke, but you know how Bumps gets about these things.  He's over-sensitive. When he finds out someone might vote against him, I'll probably be in big trouble.

So, instead of writing a press release, I think I'll go and hide under the bed.

Don't tell Bumps where I am, will you? Or Thomas either, come to think of it.

Licks and tail wags,
Mr Woof,

Later -
Thank you whoever changed their vote from the human party to the felines.  You've saved an old dog's skin.


  1. Firstly concatulations to "Mr 18 now 19" on his birthday. Secondly, I am sure @PuppyNumber7 will design get-fits sessions just for the senior citizens of the Feline Pawty. He has already removed swimming from the exercise list to be used by felines.

  2. *high paws* Concatulations to Mr 18 now 19 !! To reach such a pawsome age is a testament to you and your obviously healthy lifestyle. I wish more of our seniors could do as well, which is one of the reasons I am campaigning for more exercise for anipals. This will include obstacle courses for the younger & fitter constituents, right down to "sofa aerobics" for our housebound seniors. But enough of this party talk, when in fact it should be PAWTY talk - birthday concatulations once again!


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