|"Don't lose your human." - Mr Bumpy.|
I have to talk to you about a very serious issue today.
I've been following Where Pets Are Found on Facebook and on Twitter and I've noticed something terrible.
There are far too many cats and dogs losing their humans.
Now, this is just irresponsible. If you lose your human, who will open cans for you? We have to keep track of such valuable resources.
And don't forget, humans are pretty helpless on their own. Have you seen their teeth and claws? They can't protect themselves from predators - they need you.
So remember, if you have a microchip, tell the microchip people every time you move house what your new address is, so that if you get separated from your humans for some reason, someone can help you find them again.
And if you have a council registration, tell the council when you move, for the same reason.
And please, follow Where Pets Are Found, and keep an eye out for anyone who has lost their humans. You know humans get very frightened when the animals they live with aren't there to look after them.
Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
Supreme Feline Overlord,
Feline Pawty Prime Minispurrial Candidate.