I have to say everyone should just take a chill pill, and not get so upset.
It really isn't what it looks like.
I know the green foam mat was vandalised, but honestly, it was like that when I found it. It had absolutely nothing to do with me, no matter how incriminating the photo looked.
|"I found it like that." - Mr Bumpy.|
And as for the suggestion I was later caught green-pawed, well, I've seen that photo too.
|"That could be any cat's paw." - Mr Bumpy|
Clearly, that could be any cat's paw. And even if it were mine, I was the one who found the mat in that state, so the bit of mat could have got caught on my claw while I was investigating.
It's all just too much. The pupparazzi take a few photos, and all of a sudden everyone thinks the Supreme Feline Overlord's a vandal.
Having my character so maligned is exhausting. I'm going to go and have a nap.
Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
Supreme Feline Overlord,
Feline Pawty Prime Minispurrial Candidate.