|"This isn't enough. We're going to need |
a lot more green tape." - Mr Bumpy.
I think I've told you before that a Feline Pawty Government would be interested in making sure it was almost impossible for big companies, or anyone else, to trash Australia.
I know it's easy for humans to get confused, they see all the beaches and deserts, and sand all over Australia and think it's a giant litter tray. But it's not.
And since humans have so much trouble working this out for themselves, we cats and honorary cats of the Feline Pawty will have to help them to understand.
I just read in the news this morning that here in Queensland, the premier Mr Newman is planning to "wind back" environmental protections. "Wind back" is a term human politicians use to say, "This great thing we did for you, we're undoing it now. You're on your own."
Well, the environment can't cope on its own - not against the kind of humans who don't show any respect to anything. And it doesn't speak up for itself very much either.
Have you ever seen A Current Affair interview a sea turtle about what he thinks of a big new coal port being built on the Great Barrier Reef? Do you know why you haven't? Because A Current Affair isn't interested in the affairs of anyone who lives in the currents. The human politicians aren't interested either.
But if you happened to be talking to a sea turtle, and asked him, he would tell you he didn't want a great big gianormous coal port built in his home, dropping muck all over him. Well, if he's not going to speak up for himself, Prime Minispurr Bumpy and the Feline Pawty Government will have to speak up for him.
So, when I'm Prime Minispurr, I'm going to bring in more green tape, more environmental protections. And if anyone treats Australia as a litter tray they're going to feel the full force of the claw, I mean the law. (They might get the claw as well.)
Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
Supreme Feline Overlord,
Feline Pawty Prime Minispurrial Candidate