Friday, 14 June 2013

Species War

Image: Mr Bumpy's paw with Australia map outline.  Text: Election Countdown 92.
Hello out there in the Bloggosphere,

I have to say that the humans involved in this upcoming election have totally missed the point of what the main debate is.

There has been talk of a "Class War" and a "Gender War".

No, this election will not be about whether the rich or the poor humans win.

It will not be about which party will listen to, and respect, women more.

It won't be about Ms Gillard's jackets or Mr Abbott's budgie smugglers.

It won't be about Ms Gillard's physical attributes, or whether or not the women in Mr Abbott's family

Image of Mr Bumpy wearing a Feline Pawty campaign teeshirt.
"If the Feline Pawty wins, we all win."
- Mr Bumpy
like him.

It won't be about menus, or scandals, or stupid questions on the radio about the sexuality of people who are somehow connected to the candidates.

If this election is any kind of war, it's a "Species War."

It's about whether human or non-human leadership is best for Australia.

Human politicians have not looked after Australia at all well. There's not nearly enough green tape to protect it. It's native inhabitants are not properly respected. Cats are homeless (in fact, so are humans.)

Human politicians haven't even looked after the humans in Australia, or the ones coming here who need help, let alone the animals.

It's time for better leadership.

It's time for the cats, and honorary cats of all non-human species, to take over.

Even the humans will be better off.

On the 14th of September, vote Feline Pawty, because if we win, all species will win. If the humans win, we all lose.

Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
I remain,

Mr Bumpy,
Supreme Feline Overlord,
Feline Pawty Prime Minispurrial Candidate.

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