I don't think either of the other candidates for Prime Minispurr will tell you about the terrible danger Brisbane is facing right now.
I first found out when I saw them with my own eyes. That's right, members of that evil terrorist organisation, the Mina Birds were in my front yard this morning, waiting for me when I went outside.
They screeched and swooped, and I barely made it back inside alive. I have been able to watch them from my fortress, and am keeping records of their behaviour to forward to ASIO.
Some of you may remember an earlier incident involving this particular evil organisation. In that attack my ear was terribly injured, but I was able, a few days later, to gain some justice. That whole adventure was last year. I still have the scar on my ear.
|Last year's attack.|
Mina Birds are the most evil of all terrorist organisations. They have infiltrated Australia from overseas, and launch random, vicious, attacks on both native and introduced species alike.
One of my first goals as Prime Minispurr will be to make it illegal to be a Mina Bird or an associate of a Mina Bird. I know many of you object in general to capital punishment, but in the case of Mina Birds, it is the only feasible solution to this problem. We have to eradicate them. Would you want someone you loved attacked by a dozen razor beaks on super-fast wings, all swooping at once? That's what we're up against.
Let me say this loud and clear: a Feline Pawty government will never cower to Mina Bird terrorists!
Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
Supreme Feline Overlord,
Feline Pawty Prime Minispurrial Candidate.