Wednesday, 12 June 2013

The Candidate for Oxley

Image: Mr Bumpy's paw with Australia outline map. Text Election Countdown 94 Hello out there in the Bloggosphere,

I'd like to introduce to you the Feline Pawty's candidate for the seat of Oxley.

Sitting ALP member Bernie Ripoll will have a challenge ahead of him, standing against someone as cute and tasty - err - clever as Honey Brennan. 

Honey solves one of the problems the Feline Pawty had - that of not having a Native member.  In fact, until Honey volunteered, I don't think I even knew any native Australians.

"Twit" - Sapphire Budgie.

Picture of a galah (pink and grey bird) against an Australian Flag background. Text Vote 1 Honey Oxley Feline Pawty

Honey will be the Minispurr for Indigenous Affairs when the Feline Pawty is elected to Government,  being far more expert in the matter than the rest of us.  It will be a big challenge, but Honey's a fairly big bird (at least compared with the budgies at my place.)

Honey says: "Whilst I am not a feline myself, I do believe whole-heartedly in your policies. Especially homelessness, as feral felines are a danger to my fellow Native animals.

"I must confess that the idea of an Avian Native, such as myself, working for a Feline does make me somewhat worried. But you require a voice for the Native Australian animals and I will do my utmost best to ensure that I represent them well. To do so I speak with many species of Native animals on a regular basis, such as Kookaburras, Cockatoos of all varieties, Magpies, Butcher Birds, Scrub Turkeys, Brushtail Possums, Ring tail Possums, Water Dragons, the odd Snake and dozens of Native
Ants and Insects. They have assured me that they too support your Policies. My loud voice also carries weight in the greater community allowing me to make contact with isolated groups and their needs."

There's not much more I can say except: Welcome to the Feline Pawty, Honey, and rest assured I do not eat anyone who lives in a cage.

Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
I remain,

Mr Bumpy,
Supreme Feline Overlord,
Feline Pawty Prime Minispurrial Candidate.


  1. Uh... since when did a cat support a bird for anything... .except for supper?

  2. That Honey Bear- I mean Bird would make a great Minispurr, but Mr. Bumpy, who's the indigenous out here.. :)


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