Monday, 22 July 2013

Is it Dinnertime Yet?

Mr Bumpy: Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, MUM, MUM!!!!!!!!

Mr Woof (with pleading eyes): Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, MUMUMUMUMUMUM!!!!

Mum: What's wrong with you two?

Mr Bumpy: It's dinnertime. Mum Mum MUM MUM

Mr Woof: I'm starving.  MUMUMUMUM

 Mum: It's not dinnertime for another hour.

Mr Bumpy: MUMUMUMUMUM We can't wait!

Mr Woof: I'll die if I have to wait another hour! MUMUMUMUMUMUM!!!!!

 Mum: There's Friskies and Good-os in the dry food dishes, neither of you is starving.

Mr Bumpy: MUMUMUMUMUM (bite) MUMUMUMUM I'M HUNGRYYYYYYY!!!!! I NEEEEEEEED MY STINKY FISH!!!! NNNNNYYYYYOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

 Mr Woof: (crying, whimpering, pleading eyes) MUMUMUMUMUMUMUMUM!!!!!!  HOW CAN YOU BE SO RRRRRRUFF WITH A DISABLED OLD DOG?
Image: Mr Woof and Mr Bumpy eating their canned food.
Success!

 Mr Bumpy: Well, that worked.

Mr Woof: But we might get hungry later.

Mr Bumpy: It's OK. The humans will be having dinner later.

Mr Woof:  I'll get ready for my pleading.
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2 comments:

  1. The Swiss Cats23 July 2013 at 04:45

    A begging old dog can be useful... Hmmm... We have to think about it... Two yelling hungry cats works too, but cats don't know how to cry like dogs : they have their dignity. Please don't let Mr Woof read the last sentence.

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  2. Timmy Tomcat24 July 2013 at 23:50

    Like our house!
    MOL I love to get Dad to crack the can early. Tuna in the morning smells like Victory!

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