The pupparazzi have been at it again.
I know it comes from being an A-lister.
"You're not an A-lister, you're on a list. The list Captain Worm-Sparrow's human keeps of Twitter animals in Australia and New Zealand." - Mr Woof.
So please, allow me to explain the pictures you may have seen floating around the internet.
I was not being a creepy peeping tom-cat.
I was.....
"You were what?" - Mr Woof.
Well, er, that's an Official Feline Secret, and of course, as you know, I am not at liberty to divulge Official Feline Secrets.
"Twit!" - Fang Budgie.
So I can't tell you what I was doing, but rest assured, it was in no way creepy or strange. And there was a perfectly good explanation.

As you can see, however, this was the cupboard where the Friskies and stinky fish are stored, and my bowls were empty.
I was not being an obstructionist nuisance as the tabloids are making out. This was a legitimate protest at the emptiness of my food bowls, which ought to always contain food.
"It wasn't meal time, Bumps." - Mr Woof.
Any time a cat wants to eat is meal time, and Mr Woof, you can keep your cold wet nose out of it.
Anyway, as I was saying, just because the pupparazzi snaps a picture, doesn't mean the picture tells the whole story.
Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
I remain,
A much maligned,
Mr Bumpy,
Bloggercat
Supreme Feline Overlord,
Feline Pawty Prime Minispurrial Candidate.
Nowdays it's really impawtant to have a good survey on his privacy, and take care of your on-line reputation. That the best way to correct the possible calumnies and rumors about us. Loupi, proud Feline Pawty candidate for Education
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