Mr Bumpy: Go away I'm sleeping.
Bumpy: It's in the Feline Code, "Never disturb a sleeping cat!"
Mum: Apart from waking me up five times because you wanted cuddles, what else did you do last night?
Mr Bumpy: Go away. I'm invisible. You can't see me.
Mum: Come here and explain this.
Mr Bumpy: I'm shocked! Mr Woof is such a bad dog!
Mum: Bumpy, this shoe thing of yours is getting out of hand.
Mr Bumpy: Well, you leave shoes out on the floor and the shoe shelf, where any passing cat could get them. What do you expect?