Sunday, 3 November 2013

A Bump in the Night

Mum: Bumpy!

Mr Bumpy:  Go away I'm sleeping.


Mum: Bumpy!

Bumpy: It's in the Feline Code, "Never disturb a sleeping cat!"


Mum: Apart from waking me up five times because you wanted cuddles, what else did you do last night?

Mr Bumpy: Go away.  I'm invisible. You can't see me.


Mum: Come here and explain this.


Mr Bumpy: I'm shocked! Mr Woof is such a bad dog!


Mr Woof: Who me? What did I do?

Mum: Bumpy, this shoe thing of yours is getting out of hand.

Mr Bumpy: Well, you leave shoes out on the floor and the shoe shelf, where any passing cat could get them. What do you expect?


3 comments:

  1. We totally agree with you Bumpy : the dog is to blame. Purrs

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  2. Of course it was the dog..it always is ;) Pawkiss :)

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  3. Hey, I'm siding with the cat on this one. I have also been wrongly accused when it was the human's fault for leaving it within reach.

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