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7. Go outside and sleep in the sun. |
- Wake up.
- Scratch.
- Go out for a bathroom break.
- Eat Weetbix and save some in beard for later.
- Go back to sleep.
- Wake up.
- Go outside and sleep in the sun.
- Come back inside.
- Ask to be lifted up on to the couch.
- Sleep on couch until dinner time.
- Go out for a bathroom break and randomly bark at the neighbourhood.
- Come in and bark at Mum for dinner. Bumps will help with the pleading and demanding.
- Wait patiently until Bumps has looked at my dinner and decided he doesn't want it and won't bother to hurt me for it.
- Gobble dinner.
- Sleep in front of the television.
- Go to bed. Sleep.
Mr Bumpy's To Do List:
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19. If I find prey, attempt to bring it into the house without the humans seeing me. |
- Wake up.
- Stroke Mum's hair (with claws extended) until Mum wakes up.
- Demand Friskies.
- If Mum is too slow, bite her and tell her I'm going to eat her if she doesn't feed me immediately.
- Eat Friskies.
- Eat more Friskies.
- Puke from over-eating.
- Have a post-breakfast nap.
- Go out to the patio. Sit on the chair next to Budgie Towers and stare at the budgies in an intimidating manner.
- Find a spot in the sunshine. Have a mid-morning nap.
- Find Mr 19 and demand brushies.
- Have a late-morning nap.
- Plot world domination.
- Find a jingle ball. Take it to a human and demand it be thrown repeatedly for jingle ball chasing.
- Jump into one of the humans' beds. Have a mid-day nap.
- Wake up, move to Mr Woof's bed. Have an early afternoon.
- Scratch Mr Woof when he comes looking for his bed.
- Explore the garden, search for mice or lizards to hunt.
- If I find prey, attempt to bring it into the house without the humans seeing me.
- Some Official Feline Secrets.
- Have a mid-afternoon nap.
- Ask Mr 19 to put treats in my fortress.
- Observe the neighbourhood from my fortress while eating treats and contemplating having all humans trained to obey me the way the humans who live in my home do.
- Chew on some of my cat grass contemplatively.
- Have a late afternoon nap on the furry blankey.
- Find Mr 19 and walk all over his computer while he's working on it.
- Find Mum and walk all over her computer while she's working on it.
- Have a pre-dinner nap (preferably on a human, in the position most inconvenient for the human).
- Get under Mum's feet and try to trip her over.
- Join Mr Woof in explaining the time and demanding my stinky fish.
- Investigate Mr Woof's smelly old dog food then decide my stinky fish is much better. Eat stinky fish.
- Walk all over the humans while they're watching television. Demand that they give me more attention than the news.
- Have an after dinner nap.
- Sneak out just before lock up time.
- Some more Official Feline Secrets.
- Ignore Mum when she calls me to come in.
- Stay out past lock up time.
- Once I'm sure Mum's asleep, scratch at her bedroom window.
- When Mum opens the window, leap from the window ledge to her shoulder, to the bed.
- Sleep in the very middle of Mum's bed.
Hi Mr Bumpy - love those lists, I did laugh lots!!! It's the same here :D :D
ReplyDeleteBTW in the morning (Thursday 21st) on my blog is something furry mice fur mew!!!
Happiest purrs
Basil xox
What a busy day ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteWow, we're exhausted just reading those lists! :)
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