I understand you're the person to write to when things aren't fair, if I can't get justice by any other means.
Well, things are very, very, unfair at my house lately. I've appealed to Mum for justice, and she has ignored my pleadings.
First of all, Joey keeps a bed at my house to sleep in when she visits.
If I get into her bed at all, I get into lots of trouble. Humans get me out and tell me that's Joey's and I'm not allowed to use it!
Well, I've had a claim on the furry blankies on the couch for ever!
But when Joey decided she liked to play on them, Mum just said: "I guess I've got to wash them more often."
Now, while I do appreciate Mum washing the blankies so I don't get baby drool or whatever other stuff on my lovely fur, I think there is a principle at stake here.
If I'm not allowed where she likes to sleep, why is she allowed where I like to sleep?
Well, that's what I'd like to know.
I think the world will be a much better place when I'm in charge of all of it.
Supreme Feline Overlord.