|Humans are great tv remote operators.|
(No, I wasn't watching The Wiggles
- Mum, why this photo?) - Mr Bumpy
Well praise be to the Great Google, my blog didn't disappear. Google is very efficient. It must be run by cats.
I was enjoying my Caturday today, and thinking about my humans. Yes, I know that's a silly thing to waste a Caturday thinking about. But Mr 21's away this weekend, and I was thinking about him, and how I chose him at the pet shop.
You see, I've had my humans so long, that I've realised I don't just think of them as pets any more. Oh no, my humans are so much more than just pets now.
They are excellent cat beds. Best of all is to lie on a very soft, warm, blanket that's spread over a soft, warm, human. That's just the thing on a cold winter morning.
My humans are also great waiters. Mum really knows how to serve stinky fish - even though she's sometimes a bit slow to realise it's time to do it.
They're great television remote operators as well. Yes, I am a bit of a couch potato, I do love watching my television shows. All very intellectually stimulating shows, of course.
|A soft, warm blanket, on a soft, warm human makes the|
very best cat bed for a cold winter morning. - Mr Bumpy.
They're also very good at er - sanitation - you know - litter tray duty.
Of course, humans are not very bright. They have been known to take me to the v-e-t for a needle when I didn't want one, or to allow my Friskies dish to get empty. Being a very gracious Feline Overlord, I'm very forgiving. I only bite and scratch a little to remind them of whatever they have forgotten.
Humans are also very good at things like going to the shops for my stinky fish and Friskies. I don't know if you realise this, but I hate the car. Fortunately, the humans take the car to do my shopping for me, so I don't have to do it.
So overall, I think my humans have become far more valuable to me than mere pets. They're very useful servants.
Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
Supreme Feline Overlord.