|My naps are sacrosanct.|
Never disturb a sleeping cat.
Mum complained today, because I woke her up from a nap, asking for my stinky fish. She said, "You animals won't let me sleep at night, you should at least let me have my nap during the day. After all, you get to nap all day."
I admit that Fanta does wake Mum up a lot at night. She has nightmares and things, which are very annoying. One night, she got up and started growling at the bedroom door, and wouldn't settle down until Mum took her around the house, turning on all the lights, to prove it was safe. So Fanta is the kind of nuisance dog who messes up Mum's night-time sleep.
Of course, I walk over Mum from time to time while she's sleeping, or meow in her ear, or scratch her, or knock things off the dressing table. But I always have exceptionally good reasons to do so. Besides which, I am the cat, and no-one can object to anything the cat does, ever.
|Fanta's not bad at napping, either.|
I do have to admit, however, Fanta's quite good at napping, too. She may have a hundred or so fewer naps than me, but she seems to be able to nap anywhere and in any conditions. She can also snore far more impressively than me. Maybe she naps so well because her nightmares keep her awake at night. She may not be as good a napper as me, but at least she's in the competition.
Mum usually only has one or two naps per day. With her lupus, and being woken up at night by someone-or-other, she seems to get tired during the day. She's nowhere near as good at napping as we are. That's why I think it's fine to wake her up from her nap. If we let her think she's competing with us, she's going to be disappointed when she finds out she's lost. So when you think about it, I'm actually doing her a favour when I wake her up from her afternoon nap and tell her to give me stinky fish.
So I was doing her a favour today, but she didn't say: "Thank you, oh lovely Mr Bumpy, I am forever indebted to you, and will always do everything and anything you want." Oh, no. Instead she complained!
Humans! No matter what you do for them, they also seem to complain! Sometimes I wonder why I bother keeping them as pets. When they invent a can opener that cats can operate, I'm going to send them to the shelter Fanta came from. I might send Fanta back as well, because I don't really need a doggy sister, either.
Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
Supreme Feline Overlord,
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