Saturday, 18 January 2014

Mr Bumpy Sings: I Can Purr

(Tune of "Safety Dance")

I can purr if I want to,
humans don't know how,
but I'm a cat,
superior cat,
and I can purr right now.

Singing 
purr purr purr purr purr purr purr
purr purr purr purr purr purr purr
purr purr purr purr
purr purr purr purr
purr purr purr purr purr purrrrrrooowwww!

I can nap if I want to,
I know just the way,
'cause I'm a cat,
superior cat,
and I can nap all day.

Singing 
purr purr purr purr purr purr purr
purr purr purr purr purr purr purr
purr purr purr purr
purr purr purr purr
purr purr purr purr purr purrrrrrooowwww!

Thursday, 16 January 2014

Ready for the Day

Mum calls this thing a "dressing table".

She's too big to get dressed on it, so it must be for me.

I'm always so stylishly dressed, but it does take a bit of work to maintain my suave look.


One hair out of place in the tail.  Got that under control, now what?

Oh yeah, paws.


Now let's paws for reflection on that - ha  ha, I'm so funny.

Oops, there's a bit on the tummy to straighten up... let's fix that up now.

I think I'm good to go. Ready for the day.


Good morning Mum.

If you don't get off the bed, I'm pouncing you in three..... two..... one!

Saturday, 11 January 2014

Mr Bumpy's Email

Their email:

Hi my name is Angela Weems

 I’ve been tracking the success of your company while working on your competitors' sites—I’m very impressed with your company, but there are some real opportunities for growth.

Are you interested in several proven strategies to use content and social media to drive relevant traffic to your site? In 20 minutes I can show you how to fuel your brand and generate more revenue.

This is a $2,500 value free of charge.

I’d like to follow up about this with a quick phone call. Can I call you this week to discuss your campaign?

Best Regards,
Angela Weems
Goldsmith Center 6523

Wilshire Blvd. Los Angeles.


Reply

Mr Bumpy
7:17 AM (1 minute ago)

to Angela
Hello Angela

This company you've been tracking the success of isn't a company. It's a cat. He's fully grown thank you, and doesn't need any further growth.

He doesn't generate revenue.

He has a blog that is a hobby for a disabled pensioner.

There's no money to hire you.

If there were money to hire someone, it would be paid to someone who can track a website and know the difference between a company and a cat.

Please don't bother to send yet another email about how you can help my non-existent company, or that you are working for my non-existent competitors.

Mr Bumpy
Bloggercat


Note: Mr Bumpy receives two or three emails of this type a week... this particular writer had decided that a daily follow-up to her initial email would be a good idea.