Wednesday, 11 February 2015

Love Is In The Hair

Image: Mr Bumpy cat, relaxing beside a human's legs.
I have very dedicated, and well-trained humans
who love me very much.
Hello out there in the Bloggosphere,

Did you hear that Valentine's Day is coming up soon?

It's a day to give presents to someone you love.

Well, I know that means all you minions out there are falling over each other to send me presents.

Can I give you my list of favourites?

If you're close by you could stop over and give me brushies.  I only like being stroked when I'm in the mood for it, but brushies, I'm in the mood for all the time.

If you're in another part of Australia, you could give me Temptations, or stinky fish, or cream.

If you're overseas, please don't send me food for presents. The nasty people at Customs will only eat them.  (That's what happened to one of my presents from Switzerland.) So jingle balls, or other cat toys will have to be what you send me.

If you're a dog who happens to live in my house, what you could give me that I would really love, would be to go back to the shelter you came from.

If you're a human who happens to live in my home, just follow your training, and give me everything I feel like, as soon as I feel like it.

So what am I giving you?

Well, for my on-line minions, I give you the opportunity to see pictures of me, read about my adventures, and generally adore me.

For the humans who live in my house,  I give you lots of my hair over your clothes, beds, towels, couches, absolutely everywhere.  All humans need cat hair, and lots of it. After all, you don't grow enough hair to insulate your own bodies. Oh, and, of course, I give you plenty of opportunities to serve me and adore me.

Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
I remain,
Image of Mr Bumpy's paw.



Mr Bumpy,
Bloggercat,
(very romantic) Supreme Feline Overlord.


2 comments:

  1. Good warning about food and customs, Bumpy ! You offer great gifts to your humans ! Mum would love to give you brushies if we were closer ! Purrs

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  2. Your humans are gonna get some good stuff from you, Mr. Bumpy. Hair is the purrfect gift.

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