Hello out there in the Bloggosphere,
Today, I achieved a lifelong dream.
I have always wanted to be able to get my own Friskies, in whatever amount I feel like, without having to wait for a human.
While Mum and Mr D were out today, Fanta and I set about making my dream come true.
Fanta's size and strength can come in handy at times.
My deviousness helps a lot, too.
We got our food cupboard open.
Mum suspects the cupboard may not have been properly closed.
We're neither confirming nor denying that.
In fact, we're not saying anything they couldn't see for themselves.
So what they could see, was the cupboard open, the Friskies pack torn open, and all of the treat packs open. We didn't open Fanta's food bag, because that's really big and heavy and we had quite a feast without it anyway.
The entire kitchen floor was covered in food and treats, and bits of boxes and bags.
We knew just how awesome what we'd achieved was when the humans both started ranting about "bad animals". Whenever a human says "bad", I know what I've done is incredibly awesome.
Anyway, now Mum is talking about "babyproofing" the kitchen cupboards. I think that's a great idea. We wouldn't want baby Joey getting into our food, now, would we? There's really not enough to share.
Just as long as Fanta and I can work out how to get the cupboard open again when the humans aren't looking.
Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
Supreme Feline Overlord.