Mr Bumpy's List of Potential Uses for a Dog

1. A warm cat bed.

1. A warm cat bed.
2. To reach food left on cabinets, and knock it down for the cat.
3. To force open the food cupboard door.
4. To distract humans while the cat steals treats.
5. To entertain humans when the cat can't be bothered.
6. A mobile scratching post.
7. Food bowl cleaner.
8. Someone to blame.
9. To chase off the mean neighbour cat when it sneaks into my yard.
10. For pouncing practice.
11. The tail makes a great chasing toy.