Wednesday, 30 December 2015


To Whom It May Concern,

As my previous letter has failed to elicit any solution to my situation, I now send photographic evidence of my terrible living conditions.

I was bathed, against my will.

And then, some of the mats were cut out of my hair.  Mum said she'd give me a rest and cut out more tomorrow.

Then I was brushed.

Image damp and bedraggled Percy.
After that, the servants went shopping and returned with "detangling shampoo".

There is a clear threat presented of further ignominious baths.

This situation is intolerable and must not be allowed to continue.

I demand that this situation be remedied immediately.

Yours Sincerely,
Sir Percival Yowling-Feline


  1. We only can imagine your pain : we never got a bath, but Angel Hercule let us know it's very humiliating ! Purrs

  2. Ugh. A bath. Now that's taking it a little too far. We hope you're dry now.


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