Thursday, 19 March 2015

Send me your photo

Hey Minions,

You know those sites that have pictures of animals with awesome things they've done written beside them?

I know humans think they're shaming the animals, but they have usually done such awesome things that they ought to be really proud of.  Things like puking from a great height so it spreads further.

So just for fun, I want you to send me your picture, with your most awesome achievement (even if the humans didn't think it was so awesome) written on it.

Email it to me at contact@mrbumpycat.com  before the end of March, and I will include them in a post on 1 April. Let's especially celebrate the times we've made fools of the humans.

Fanta and I are really excited, hoping lots of you send us really awesome photos.

If we get lots, we'll do this again  some time.

Mr Bumpy
Supreme Feline Overlord.


Monday, 9 March 2015

Achieving a Life-long Goal

Image: Mr Bumpy Cat eating FriskiesHello out there in the Bloggosphere,

Today, I achieved a lifelong dream.

I have always wanted to be able to get my own Friskies, in whatever amount I feel like, without having to wait for a human.

While Mum and Mr D were out today, Fanta and I set about making my dream come true.

Fanta's size and strength can come in handy at times.

My deviousness helps a lot, too.

We got our food cupboard open.

Mum suspects the cupboard may not have been properly closed.

We're neither confirming nor denying that.

In fact, we're not saying anything they couldn't see for themselves.

So what they could see, was the cupboard open, the Friskies pack torn open, and all of the treat packs open. We didn't open Fanta's food bag, because that's really big and heavy and we had quite a feast without it anyway.

The entire kitchen floor was covered in food and treats, and bits of boxes and bags.

We knew just how awesome what we'd achieved was when the humans both started ranting about "bad animals".  Whenever a human says "bad", I know what I've done is incredibly awesome.

Anyway, now Mum is talking about "babyproofing" the kitchen cupboards.  I think that's a great idea.  We wouldn't want baby Joey getting into our food, now, would we? There's really not enough to share.

Just as long as Fanta and I can work out how to get the cupboard open again when the humans aren't looking.

Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
I remain,


Mr Bumpy,
Bloggercat,
Slightly over-full,
Supreme Feline Overlord.

Sunday, 1 March 2015

In a Shady Part Of The Garden





 Oh, hi.  You want the cubby house? That's fine, I'll go lie over there.  Have fun.



 I do like baby Joey, but, a Feline Overlord also needs his space.




It's quite a nice day out here in the garden, under the trees.



I wonder how long it is until stinky fish time?




Ah, well, hello again.




You can have the cubby house now if you want. Really, I'm fine out here.



Oh, you wanted to see me?  Well, of course, I am quite a fascinating cat.



All right, I'll give you a little smooch, if that's what you want.



Woa! Hey, I said a little smooch!  Don't leave baby drool on the hair, OK.  Look I love you and all, but this is a bit much.


My fans, they're just all over me.  That's what happens when you're really attractive, and in the public eye. Ah the cost of being Supreme Feline Overlord!



Thanks to our special guest photographer Arttu Elomaa.