Tuesday, 5 January 2016


Image: Percy and Fanta sharing the couch.
The dog and the furball are getting favoured treatment.
- Mr Bumpy.
Hello out there in the Bloggosphere,

I believe I am the victim of discrimination, in my own home.

Fanta had a wonderful special treat today, and I didn't.  The furball even got a present today.

Let me wind back.  Fanta went to the beauty parlour again today, to get her nails trimmed.

When she got home she told me she had hugs from the people who worked there and a nice lady gave her treats and Mum bought her a present for being a "brave girl".

Well really.  Why does she get all that when I don't?

OK, I don't like to go in the car, and I don't want my nails trimmed, but I do like attention and treats and presents.  Why couldn't Mum and Mr D bring the beauty parlour to me so I could have the good bits of it?

And why did the furball get a present and I didn't?

Oh wait, what? Percy's present is a detangling comb?  Oh, well, then, this should be entertaining.

On second thoughts, I don't want a present like Percy's.

But why does Fanta get all the special attention? Why?

You know she gets to go outside too, don't you?  I'm not allowed to go outside at all any more, but Fanta says, "I need to go outside," and Mum just drops everything and takes her.  It's totally unfair.

I'm sure you'll agree with me that this is all totally outrageous.

Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
I remain,

Mr Bumpy,
Supreme Feline Overlord,
Who did not go to the beauty parlour and get extra treats and presents.

1 comment:

  1. What the heck is going on at your place??? Unbelievable!

    On the other hand - are you sure this present to Fanta was a gift? Sounds more like blackmailing!


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