Mr Bumpy Cat,
Sir Percival Yowling-Feline,
and Miss Fantasia Dog,
Would like to wish all our readers a very merry Christmas (if you celebrate Christmas) or a Happy Hanukkah (if you celebrate Hanukah) or just a great day whatever you do or don't celebrate.
There's presents with our names on them under the tree, and Fanta heard a rumour about us getting a little bit of ham with our dinner, and Percy saw Mum put some lactose-free cream in the fridge. Their air conditioner's on so we don't get too hot. We're going to have a very good day here.
We're all going to have a very good day here.