Bumpy's Fan Club

Princess

Princess: Bumpy, you're amazing!

Bumpy: I know. Leave me alone.

Princess: Can I cuddle with you?

Bumpy: No.

Princess: One day I'm going to be a big cat just like you. I'm going to go out into the yard and fight the possums and get a scar on my face just like you.

Bumpy: Clear off kid, and leave me alone.

Princess: Bumpy guess what? I've learned how to pounce!

Bumpy: Don't even think about it.  Oh! (Pawswipe.) Get off me!

Princess: Aren't I good at that?  Is that how you pounced the possums? I bet it was. I bet you're the absolute best at pouncing.

Mr Bumpy

Bumpy: How many times do I have to tell you to leave me alone.

Princes: You're funny, always pretending to be grumpy. I love you Bumpy. (Smooches.)

Bumpy: Ew!  Clear off kid.  This is just too much. (Snarls.)

Mum: OK Princess, let's give Mr Bumpy a break for a bit, huh?  (Picks up Princess and takes her away.)

Princess: (Wiggling wildly.) But Mum! I want to go and play with Bumpy.  He's the absolute greatest.

Bumpy: I finally get someone around here who understands my awesomeness, and it's an annoying little kid.