Saturday, 26 May 2018

Free Love

"Really, all I'm asking for is total and complete
adoration." - Mr Bumpy Cat.
Hello out there in the Bloggosphere,

I would like to advocate for free love.  That's kitten-free love, dog-free love as well.

When humans are cuddling me, stroking me, generally giving me adoration, that time should be all about me.

They should not have to put me down to go and stop a kitten from chewing a power cord, or getting into the washing machine.  (Actually the little furball has a lot of hair, the washing machine could be an efficient way to maintain it.)

The lap I'm occupying should not suddenly have a dog head placed on it, with pleading puppy eyes looking up at my human.

No-one should suddenly pounce me or the human who is giving me attention. No-one should have any kind of crisis that requires human intervention.

Really, all I'm asking for is total and complete adoration from the humans.  Is that too much for a supreme feline overlord to ask?

Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
I remain,

Mr Bumpy,
Supreme Feline Overlord

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