Monday, 4 June 2018

Art of Puking Redux

Yes, I'm awesome - Mr Bumpy.
Hello out there in the Bloggosphere,

A few years ago, I wrote an informative post on the Art of Puking.  I'm sure many, many cats have learned a great deal from that post.

Today, I want to give you a masterclass to show exactly where refining your puking skills can take you.

For this particular puke,  I really had to do my preparation.  I gulped down my wet food in two seconds flat, then I ate a huge amount of dry food, and topped it off with what was left over from Princess' wet food.

I had super-gorged and the shortest amount of time possible.  That is really the absolute best preparation for a master puke.

Then I went to the tallest floor of the cat tower, leaned over the far side and hurled.

I puked over three floors of the cat tower (on the inaccessible side, so the humans had to move it to clean up) the curtain, the wall, the floor, and Princess.  Oh, did I mention Princess was having a nap under the cat tower?

You should have heard Mum scream!

Mum screamed as she ran to the bathroom with Princess and stuck her under the tap.  She yelled as Mr D cam running with a cloth for her to use to clean up Princess.

She'd settled down to a rant as she and Mr D pulled out the cat tower and cleaned everything up.

She was still grumbling when they put the cat tower in place and the whole lounge room smelled like disinfectant.

It was great.  It was the absolute best entertainment I've had in ages.

Yes, I know I'm awesome.  I know I deserve all the accolades. You can all prostrate yourselves before my glory.

Until next time we meet in the Bloggosphere,
I remain,

Mr Bumpy,
Master Puker,
Supreme Feline Overlord.


  1. Pawsome job! Too bad you didn't get a video of it. :)

  2. Appaws ! Appaws ! You're mastering the art of puking ! Purrs


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