Princess Poopypants

"Mum's been mean to me." - Princess.

Hello

Can I tell you something? Mum's been mean to me!

Yes, really she has.

She's called me a mean name.  She called me Princess Poopypants.

While she called me that, she was using water and a cloth to wash my back end.  I was all wet and she called me names!

And do you know what?  She's done it lots and lots of times.  Well, at least three times.

That's really mean isn't it?  And Mum's not usually mean.  But when she does that, she is. Calling bad names is mean.

I'm going to have a nap under the cat tower, where Mum can't fit.  I don't want to be with someone who's mean.

Princess Purrs