|Excuse me, I just have to tidy the bit of hair that|
was washed. - Princess
Mum: What are you yowling about?
Princess: Mum! There's poop in my hair! Poop! In! My! Hair!
Mum: Ooh a bit smelly. Let's clean you up.
(Mum runs warm water into the handbasin in the bathroom.)
Mum: OK Where are you hiding?
Princess: I'm not hiding. I'm right here beside your foot.
Mum: Oh, you didn't run away this time?
Princess: I'm not a baby anymore. I'm a big kitten. And there's poop on my back leg! Poop!
(Mum picks up Princess and puts her back legs in the water, gently washing. Then wraps Princess in a towel.)
Mum: OK all done.Sorry about the water.
Princess: That's OK. It's better than poop.
(Princess tidies her hair up then goes to cuddle up with Mum.)
Princess: I know I'm still damp, but I figured you wouldn't mind because you love me enough to clean poop off me.
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