|I sneaked into Mum's bag.|
No-one saw me.
Do you know I'm the sneakiest kitten in the world?
I hide under the bed and when a human or animal walks past I tap them with my paw and surprise them.
I can flatten myself to get under the couch. Mum says, "I know cats can flatten themsleves a lot, but how does she manage to get her skull through a gap half the size of her head?"
I sneak into the workings of the couch if a human has the footrest up. Mr D says, "Don't put the footrest down now, or you'll decapitate the cat."
Yesterday, I sneaked into Mum's handbag. She takes it everywhere, so I thought maybe it had treats or toys or something good in there. Sadly, it was just human stuff she had in there. There was a lot of it.
That gives me an idea. If I could get rid of all this human stuff, there would be room for a half-grown kitten to fit in this bag. Then I could sneak wherever Mum goes when she leaves the house.
|I would have to get rid of all Mum's stuff|
to fit in here properly.
What a great sneak that would be!
Why did Mum just zip up her bag?
I'm off to try to sneak into the laundry - I'm fascinated by washing machines.