I heard something strange today.
I heard that the RSPCA has had to try to teach people that Staffies (Staffordshire Bull Terriers) like me are not scary and dangerous dogs. Some people think that we are.
Well do you know what? I am a scary and dangerous dog. Look, here's a picture of me being scary and dangerous on my morning walk today.
Now tell the truth, you've never seen anything more scary and dangerous in your life, have you? (If it was as cold on your morning walk as it was on mine, you'd have worn a pink puffy jacket, too.)
Here's another picture of me being scary and dangerous.
OK, maybe I'm more scary and tired there.
How about this one?
I know. If you were a hotdog you're just shaking with fear.
And when I play dressups with my friend...
...we have terrifying tea parties.
Here's the ultimate. This one will scare your socks off.
That's right. I'm the kind of dog who hangs out with crocodiles.
So now you know. I'm a seriously scary and dangerous dog.
I'm not just an oversized lap dog at all.
You've been warned. Now you know you can't go breaking into my home or hurting my humans because I know exactly what I'd do - I'd hide behind Mum. (Mum's angry voice is the scariest thing on Earth.)
Licks and tail wags,
I mean grrrrrs and snarls
Miss Fantasia Seriously Scary Dog
(Call me Fanta. Want to play? Throw my squeaky crocodile, I'll fetch.)