|Mr Bumpy's Jurassic Ancestor.|
(Or possibly just Mr B behind a curtain.)
We've had some really hot days already this summer.
Our poor air conditioner was really having trouble keeping us cool.
Mum and Mr D put a curtain in the hallway, to keep the cool air in one part of the house so we had somewhere to be cool.
The curtain was too long, and Mum put the end up with safety pins. She said that would save us from standing on the curtain and pulling it down before she had time to sew it up properly.
I investigated of course, but I got my head stuck where the curtain was folded up! I tried to get out and couldn't.
Eventually, Mr D heard me crying and rescued me.
When we told Mum about it, Mum said, "This is one of the reasons you are not allowed outside."
I wonder if that means outside is full of curtains for my head to get stuck in?
(Oh, I had my head stuck in a grocery bag today. I was investigating the smells to see what Mum and Mr D bought. Mum said it was lucky we got groceries in paper bags.)
Then the other day, Mr D showed us a photo of a terrifying creature that was in the upstairs flat.
Mum said it might have been Mr Bumpy's Jurassic ancestor. It looked so scary, even more scary that Bumpy himself. (And Bumpy always attacks me and tries to rip my throat out. Luckily I have lots of fluff, and all he ever gets is a mouthful of fluff and a stern talking-to from Mum.)
I don't want Mr D to ever ever let that scary thing come downstairs where Fanta and I live.
All in all, I think curtains are a very bad thing. They trap unsuspecting cats, and they hide scary monsters.
If you have curtains, be very careful around them. They are dangerous.